Extra sharp. Good rubber.

Harvest yellow Imperial. Like new. Loaded. One owner. See to appreciate. Extra sharp. Good rubber. A real nice car. Needs some work. Call Cherokee Bail Bonds and ask for Jack. Work odd hours. Keep calling.
Things Fall Apart - Chinua Achebe

A compact takedown of colonialism in all its forms (chiefly political/economic, but the ending paragraph makes the criticism of cultural colonialism explicit). Achebe makes clear he doesn't care if foreigners understand the Igbo culture while not romanticizing it either.