Extra sharp. Good rubber.

Harvest yellow Imperial. Like new. Loaded. One owner. See to appreciate. Extra sharp. Good rubber. A real nice car. Needs some work. Call Cherokee Bail Bonds and ask for Jack. Work odd hours. Keep calling.
The Philosopher's Diet: How to Lose Weight & Change the World - Richard A. Watson

Hilarious and understated, Watson doesn't share any revelations on diet or exercise but frames the process differently: in the end it's not about health or losing weight but achieving a staggeringly difficult goal for no reason other than having done something hard for its own sake.